First Gayland rehearsal at the York Theatre in Manhattan

York LaurelsWe are very fortunate to be working with the York Theatre. Their specialty is developing and producing new musicals. In fact, they got a special Drama Desk Award for their contributions in this area.

So we are very happy to be announcing our first rehearsal for the upcoming Gayland table read at the York. Friday, October 16th, is the big day.

Huzzah for boots on the ground!

Working with a very talented young director

York TheatreBoom! We’ve just completed Gayland 3.0!

We are very grateful to James Morgan, Producing Artistic Director at the York Theatre in Manhattan for introducing us to Jason Brubaker. Jason is a hot young musical comedy director based in New York. He’s been working with us for several months on the most recent revision of Gayland, and his talent and directorial expertise have been extremely helpful in shaping Gayland into a faster, tighter, funnier play.

Our current goal is to move the new Gayland into development and toward a second theatrical presentation.  We are in conversation with the York Theatre and some other interested parties on how best to make this happen.

New Gayland Song From the March 2015 Recordings: “Don’t Forget Your Cock Ring”

Cock Ring

In this scene, Zach our young male love interest, is finally leaving home to go seek his fortune in the big city. His two fathers are seeing him off, and they’re giving him the full Polonius treatment with lots of advice. Zach, who already knows he is “different,” has to hold himself back from blurting out the truth.

{Workplace surfers: This song is pretty much wall-to-wall NSFW.}

Download new Gayland Song: “Don’t Forget Your Cock Ring”

Performers:
Zack:  Dylan Tran
Pops:  Cameron-Mitchell Ware
Dad:  Scott King

LYRICS & DIALOGUE: “DON’T FORGET YOUR COCK RING”

POPS
Okay, sweetie. I’m just asking, ‘cause I want to make sure you have everything you need. It’s a father’s prerogative.

DON’T FORGET YOUR COCK RING
AND YOUR CONDOMS, TOO

<br>
DAD
DON’T FORGET YOUR BALL CLAMP
WITH THE SELF-ADJUSTING SCREW

<br>
ZACK
(aside)
Sometimes, when someone loves you, it breaks your heart.

OH, DADS
DON’T YOU KNOW, DADS
I’M NOT..

<br>
POPS
Not what, sweetheart?

<br>
ZACK
I’m not…done packing yet.

<br>
DAD
That’s why we’re reminding you of those small, easy-to-forget items.

<br>
POPS
DON’T FORGET YOUR RAZOR
TO SHAVE THOSE PESKY PUBES

<br>
DAD
DON’T FORGET YOUR HYPO-
ALLERGENIC ANAL LUBES

<br>
ZACK
OH, DADS
DON’T YOU KNOW, DADS
I’M NOT…

<br>
DAD
Not what, buddy?

<br>
ZACK
I’m not…sure I have enough cash for the trip.

<br>
POPS
Here’s another fifty, angel.

<br>
DAD
Oh, hey. Did you remember your callous cream for fisting?

<br>
ZACK
Well…I don’t think I’ll be needing it.

<br>
DAD
You know it’s considered very rude to have callouses on your hands–

<br>
ZACK
I’m not…planning on doing any fisting.

<br>
POPS
But you got your Fisting Merit Badge. I thought you liked it.

<br>
ZACK
(squirms)
Well…

<br>
DAD
(to POPS, indulgently)
I think we’re forgetting what a “sensitive” boy we have.

<br>
POPS
(puts his arms around DAD)
You’re right. Our little “artist.” Our sweet, sweet boy.
(to ZACK)
You’re special, and we love you, honey.

<br>
POPS & DAD
DON’T FORGET YOUR BAD BOY BUTT PLUG
DON’T FORGET YOUR NOSE HOOKS, HEAVY GAUGE
DON’T FORGET YOUR BLACK CUM-PIG HOOD
OR YOUR URETHRAL CHASTITY CAGE

<br>
ZACK
(aside)
Sometimes, when someone loves not-quite-you, it breaks your heart.
(aside continues)
OH, DADS
DON’T YOU KNOW, DADS
I’M NOT…NORMAL…LIKE YOU.

New Gayland Song from the March 2015 Recordings: “If”

In this new Gayland song, our lesbian protagonist, Willow, who has lately been having bi-curious thoughts, has a conversation in a Women’s Room with two breeder women, asking them what they see in men.

{A word to any workplace surfers: A few lines of this song are NSFW.}

Download New Gayland Song: “If”

Performers(L to R):

Boo:  Lesley DeMartin

Willow:  Maria Elise Thomas

Sally:  Ayanna Hampton